War has broken out between German nude sunbathers and Polish gawkers!  A nudist beach on the Baltic Sea near the Polish-German border is the battleground for this naked aggression.  Naked Germans are peeved that fully-clothed Poles routinely invade their beach to admire the ’scenery’ – or condemn the hedonistic sinners – or both, depending on their point of view.

“You feel like an ape in the zoo. The Poles come with their binoculars, stare and swear at us.” , a German naturist reported to the British tabloid “The Sun”.

One Polish beachgoer said “It’s horrible, we would never bathe naked, we are Catholic.”  So why do they cross the border onto the nude beach then, if they think it’s so horrible?  Ahh, the sanctimonious hypocrisy of religion knows no limits.

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