The latest video from Icelandic rock band Sigur Rós, "Gobbledigook", is absolutely fantastic. It’s a must-see for fans of nudes in nature. The music is excellent too.  Gobbledigook is the first single from their new album "með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust" ("with a buzz in our ears we play endlessly"), which will be released in late June.

[Gobbledigook music video - high | medium ]

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