You never know what might happen around Halloween season. Yesterday, a man in full zombie makeup assaulted a guard at a nudist resort in Land O’Lakes, Florida. The guard had asked him to step outside due to a complaint that he had fondled a woman’s breast (I thought zombies preferred to eat brains?). Mr. Zombie was promptly arrested and charged with battery.
Everyone knows that South American girls can be impossibly sexy. Argentina in particular is home to many famous world models; their women are beautiful, fashionable, and elegant. These teen Argentinian nudists are fine examples of the female perfection that is common in their native land.
War has broken out between German nude sunbathers and Polish gawkers! A nudist beach on the Baltic Sea near the Polish-German border is the battleground for this naked aggression. Naked Germans are peeved that fully-clothed Poles routinely invade their beach to admire the ‘scenery’ – or condemn the hedonistic sinners – or both, depending on their point of view.
“You feel like an ape in the zoo. The Poles come with their binoculars, stare and swear at us.” , a German naturist reported to the British tabloid “The Sun”.
One Polish beachgoer said “It’s horrible, we would never bathe naked, we are Catholic.” So why do they cross the border onto the nude beach then, if they think it’s so horrible? Ahh, the sanctimonious hypocrisy of religion knows no limits.
Read more at The Scanner
Nudists in Florida want the right to vote naked. Sounds like a great idea to increase voter turnout in the state, especially in college towns! Unfortunately, this isn’t going to happen this year:
The Pasco County, Fla., supervisor of elections didn’t exactly say no to the request. What he said was that he did not want to create any new precincts before redistricting in 2010.
He could if he wanted to, but he has to do it after the 2010 census to reflect population changes, especially if the Legislature redraws legislative and congressional boundaries. And that is almost guaranteed.
And whether he intends it or not, this will give any prudes in the Legislature at least two years to decide if they want to ban clothing-optional voting.
Naked or not, if you are a U.S. citizen then you have a very important duty to accomplish today. Get out there and
Saturday, August 23, is National Go Topless Day, an event put together by the women behind GoTopless.org, as a nationwide protest honoring the Constitutional right to bare breasts. Women should have rights equal to men, and if men can bare their breasts in public, women should be able to as well!
Also check out this post on Nerve.com for a convenient summary of the day’s events in the city nearest you.
Let’s face it, the reality of nude beaches in America is that most of the nudists there are old and fat. The sexy young women are either at the non-nude beaches in bikinis, or at the topless beaches in Europe and elsewhere overseas. Fortunately, Hegre Art has come to the rescue with four sizzling galleries of nude beaches as they should be – full of stunningly beautiful naked girls and no one else.
Click on any of the photos below to view the free nude galleries.
Now you know why soccer is called “the beautiful game”. Austria’s topless women’s soccer team beat Germany 10-5 on Sunday:
The traditional swapping of shirts afterwards was not an option as the six-a-side teams wore nothing but thongs, with the national colors painted on to their bare skin. The football may not have been of the highest quality but that did not temper the enthusiasm of a mostly male crowd
Read the full story about this titillating game, along with many more photos – click here.